Coffee is good. Coffee makes you go (in both the senses of "be active" and "pee"). Coffee is delicious. Or maybe coffee tastes like butt, but because I associate it with other good feelings, I no longer notice.
I will never understand fancy coffee. I don't do Italian words or Engtalian coffee shop linguistic creations. I don't even know what espresso is.
I like a good ol' drip from the trusty coffee maker in my kitchen.I drink it dark as night and sweet as sin.