Everyone loves kittens. If you don't like kittens, meet me by the big oak tree behind the barn and I'll fight you, you monster.
Kittens will snuggle you and love you and gnaw your face off. They will cover your furniture, clothes, and children with fur, and you will rub your face in it, sneeze yourself to death, and love it. They will destroy everything in sight and you will fucking thank them for it.
Brilliant, evil, adorable little bastards.
Have any awesome kitten stories? (Feel free to inform me that you're really more of a dog person, but watch your back.)