Nov 15, 2010

Kittens


Everyone loves kittens. If you don't like kittens, meet me by the big oak tree behind the barn and I'll fight you, you monster.

Kittens will snuggle you and love you and gnaw your face off. They will cover your furniture, clothes, and children with fur, and you will rub your face in it, sneeze yourself to death, and love it. They will destroy everything in sight and you will fucking thank them for it.

Brilliant, evil, adorable little bastards.

Have any awesome kitten stories? (Feel free to inform me that you're really more of a dog person, but watch your back.)

50 comments:

  1. Love kittens and cats, dogs are alright but have a higher chance of being annoying

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  2. Cute! Kittens are great. Full grown cats on the other hand...

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  3. have cats and dogs - kittens are the best but I'll take an adult dog over an adult cat

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  4. yeah its hard to not like kittens..if you do you must be some kind of monster

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  5. keep up the good work, and I'll keep coming back :)

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  6. There should be a way to genetically keep cats as kittens forever D:

    Even though it's wrong.

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  7. I'm allergic to kittens, so I have no stories. ):

    But they are soooo cute!!

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  8. love kittens, cute little devils

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  9. Great post. waiting for more updates

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  10. nice, looking forward to the next post

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  11. this is a good follow up to your last post

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  12. cute little kitties! i love these lolcats :D

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  13. oh god kitties! reminds me of the xkcd comic where the guy gets close enough to the cat and all he can say is "you're a kitty!"

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  14. I want a cornish rex! But I'm allergic to ALL cats. Just thinking about it makes me wanna jump off a tall building...

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  15. hahaha couldn't of said it any better myself they are Brilliant, evil, adorable little bastards.

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  16. cute :D I have cat... it is called Castro ;)

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  17. I liek kitties. I has two. When I see kitties, my thinkerbox stops working correctly due to cuteness overload.

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  18. can i have one?

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  19. THESE KITTENS ARE QUTE

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  20. they are so cute when the are litte they are still cute when they are cats aduit. that way i am write this thing. i want one of the kittens they i could take care of them.

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  21. i have one cats and one dogs. but my dog love cats and my dogs are outside and the cats are inside that i guess want a kitten.

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  22. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH XD


    KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENS! :D

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  23. who ever hates kittens come by my place and my cat will claw your eyes out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  24. Full grown cats are cuter than kittens.

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