Nov 15, 2010

Kittens


Everyone loves kittens. If you don't like kittens, meet me by the big oak tree behind the barn and I'll fight you, you monster.

Kittens will snuggle you and love you and gnaw your face off. They will cover your furniture, clothes, and children with fur, and you will rub your face in it, sneeze yourself to death, and love it. They will destroy everything in sight and you will fucking thank them for it.

Brilliant, evil, adorable little bastards.

Have any awesome kitten stories? (Feel free to inform me that you're really more of a dog person, but watch your back.)
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45 comments:

  1. BrandonNovember 15, 2010 at 2:50 PM

    Love kittens and cats, dogs are alright but have a higher chance of being annoying

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  2. AnonymousNovember 15, 2010 at 3:57 PM

    when did you get them?

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  3. FredNovember 15, 2010 at 4:10 PM

    Cute! Kittens are great. Full grown cats on the other hand...

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  4. ChrisNovember 15, 2010 at 4:27 PM

    have cats and dogs - kittens are the best but I'll take an adult dog over an adult cat

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  5. Cpt PownzorNovember 15, 2010 at 4:55 PM

    yeah its hard to not like kittens..if you do you must be some kind of monster

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  6. Discerning GentlemanNovember 15, 2010 at 5:13 PM

    ooh, kitties!

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  7. Light Weight Baby!November 15, 2010 at 5:20 PM

    wow, good job with this

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  8. Jimmy VolmerNovember 15, 2010 at 5:23 PM

    keep up the good work, and I'll keep coming back :)

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  9. Overstuffed WalletNovember 15, 2010 at 5:32 PM

    that's what I'm talking about!

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  10. Nerd LifeNovember 15, 2010 at 5:42 PM

    this is good information here

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  11. Don't Judge MeNovember 15, 2010 at 5:45 PM

    awesome, thanks for sharing

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  12. Irwin R SheisterNovember 15, 2010 at 5:57 PM

    nice post!

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  13. Life SaverNovember 15, 2010 at 5:59 PM

    that's a unique view on it

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  14. Million Dollar DreamNovember 15, 2010 at 6:09 PM

    can't wait 'til the next one

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  15. ScottNovember 15, 2010 at 9:19 PM

    There should be a way to genetically keep cats as kittens forever D:

    Even though it's wrong.

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  16. CAE.IINovember 15, 2010 at 9:26 PM

    I'm allergic to kittens, so I have no stories. ):

    But they are soooo cute!!

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  17. Come At Me BroNovember 15, 2010 at 9:41 PM

    I love kittys!

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  18. AstraNovember 16, 2010 at 3:09 PM

    love kittens, cute little devils

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  19. LemmiwinksNovember 16, 2010 at 3:15 PM

    Great post. waiting for more updates

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  20. Light Weight Baby!November 16, 2010 at 3:32 PM

    baby cats are always cute

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  21. Life SaverNovember 16, 2010 at 3:59 PM

    nice, I like this

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  22. Nerd LifeNovember 16, 2010 at 4:12 PM

    that's pretty awesome man

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  23. Million Dollar DreamNovember 16, 2010 at 4:29 PM

    great, I can't wait for more

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  24. Irwin R SheisterNovember 16, 2010 at 4:34 PM

    that's what I'm talking about

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  25. David DavidsonNovember 16, 2010 at 5:05 PM

    D'awwww.... :3

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  26. Insurance Advice GuyNovember 16, 2010 at 9:04 PM

    lol nice

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  27. AnonymousNovember 17, 2010 at 2:59 PM

    cute little kitties! i love these lolcats :D

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  28. TravisTouchdownNovember 17, 2010 at 3:01 PM

    oh god kitties! reminds me of the xkcd comic where the guy gets close enough to the cat and all he can say is "you're a kitty!"

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  29. Pete8719November 17, 2010 at 3:04 PM

    I want a cornish rex! But I'm allergic to ALL cats. Just thinking about it makes me wanna jump off a tall building...

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  30. Monster MadnessNovember 17, 2010 at 4:41 PM

    Aw, this made me miss my cat :/

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  31. IziNovember 17, 2010 at 4:45 PM

    This is so cute! :)

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  32. PeanutzzzNovember 17, 2010 at 5:21 PM

    omg they are so little!

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  33. Pancho MartinezNovember 17, 2010 at 5:22 PM

    hahaha couldn't of said it any better myself they are Brilliant, evil, adorable little bastards.

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  34. rominoutozorNovember 17, 2010 at 5:23 PM

    So sweet :)

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  35. AnteNovember 17, 2010 at 5:26 PM

    cute :D I have cat... it is called Castro ;)

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  36. Come At Me BroNovember 17, 2010 at 7:00 PM

    Sweet pic!

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  37. UnknownNovember 18, 2010 at 3:02 PM

    I liek kitties. I has two. When I see kitties, my thinkerbox stops working correctly due to cuteness overload.

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  38. AnonymousMarch 8, 2011 at 12:29 PM

    can i have one?

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  39. AnonymousMarch 16, 2011 at 6:21 PM

    THESE KITTENS ARE QUTE

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  40. AnonymousMay 26, 2011 at 7:54 AM

    they are so cute when the are litte they are still cute when they are cats aduit. that way i am write this thing. i want one of the kittens they i could take care of them.

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  41. AnonymousMay 26, 2011 at 7:57 AM

    i have one cats and one dogs. but my dog love cats and my dogs are outside and the cats are inside that i guess want a kitten.

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  42. Some person who loves kittensJuly 23, 2011 at 8:05 PM

    OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH XD


    KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENS! :D

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  43. AnonymousSeptember 7, 2011 at 1:58 PM

    who ever hates kittens come by my place and my cat will claw your eyes out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  44. AnonymousOctober 22, 2011 at 2:58 PM

    Full grown cats are cuter than kittens.

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  45. Vulcan RavenJanuary 7, 2012 at 10:40 AM

    aaaaaahw DO WANT

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